Dairy Queen, Texas Toast

Welcome back to your home for bread related bread. That's right. It's bread. I've waited as long as I possibly could, but the time has finally come. This month features a new kind of Texas Toast. Cutting edge technology, this toast is so Texas it's not even from Texas. That's right. This is the Texas Toast you get with some meals from Dairy Queen. 

Now I know what you're thinking, "how can this be from Dairy Queen this isn't ice cream bread!" You're right. How CAN this be from Dairy Queen? Don't they only serve ice cream? To answer this question, I did a bit of research. APPARENTLY, Dairy Queen started selling not-frozen food in 1995. First I've heard of this. Anyway, if you go and buy one of their famous Chicken Strip Basket meals, you'll get a couple pieces of their famous Generic Texas Toast. Quick a slick deal.

The toast itself doesn't taste that Texasy, to be honest. Tastes mostly like toast. It's coated in what I like to call a Heavy Butter Layer, which does detract from the crispiness of the toast. This makes it taste pretty good though, honesty. I would probably rename this from Texas Toast to Buttered Toast, because this toast truly does not resemble Texas in the slightest. As far as side items that no one notices, this is pretty good. This bread is Nice.

I'm glad we had this discussion today. We talked about bread, Texas, and bread. There was also this part in the middle about Dairy Queen and the mid-nineties. I apologize for that. It was my mistake bringing up that generation. Oh crap, speaking of 1995! That's when Horton Foote won the Pulitzer Prize! Who could forget that guy! Foote!

Overall bread rating: 9.51/10

Thanks.