Fazoli's, Breadsticks

 

Okay now you listen here you absolute Bulb. It's March 30th, and everything is closed. You go to prison if you go outside. It's just that time of the year. Anyway, I hope you got your celebration in early, because now you're stuck reading a post on a blog about bread. This month's victim is known as Fazoli's Signature Garlic Breadsticks. Or, as I like to call them, Breadsticks. Now, these are the second tubular thin shaped bread I have featured on this blog. No, these are not as good as the ones from Olive Garden. It's not prejudice, it's the truth. However, these particular breadsticks are nothing at which to Scoff.

John Fazoli, CEO of Fazoli Italian Fast Food Restaurants Incorporated, really made some good breadsticks here. These are very tasty, as far as breadsticks are concerned. I would say that they taste slightly more garlicy than their brethren from Olive Garden. I would also say that they don't taste as high quality bread. This is no doubt because Fazoli's is a fast food restaurant, and Olive Garden is a small piece of Italy right in your own backyard.

Speaking of Italy, it's cancelled for the foreseeable future. You cannot go there, it cannot come here. You and Italy are both stuck to wallow in your own Marinara Sauce Filth. In fact, these breadsticks would be great to dip into some red marinara sauce. I'm not particularly a huge fan of that myself, though. I prefer to enjoy the taste of the bread itself without the extra flavored offered from a quote "Dipping Sauce." But that's just me.

When desperately trying to think of something to write about in this final paragraph, I decided to list off some nutritional facts about these breadsticks. Listen, ya'll, we're all concerned about our health nowadays. We basically have to cut off our hands to prevent the spread of the super flu-pneumonia hybrid ravaging the streets. Thankfully, these breadsticks are 130 calories each. Perfect for being divisible by ten. Did I hear 320 milligrams of sodium in these bad boys??? You bet I did! One Gram Of Sugar.

Overall Bread Rating: 9.76/10

Thanks.