Olive Garden, Breadsticks

Oh you bet your bottom dollar we're having a special Juneteenth edition of Bread. That's right. It's time for some NICE and NICE and DELICIOUS Olive Garden Breadsticks. These breadsticks are just as freaking advertised. They're bread. They're sticks. What more could you want? Nothing of course, but the NICE NICE folks over at Olive Garden have given us So Much More. SO MUCH MORE. THESE BREADSTICKS ARE DELICIOUS. okay i have to stop this for a second. i'm currently at this website that has the nutritional facts for olive garden breadsticks. you know, to tell you guys. however, there's this advertisement off to the right. and i just can't ignore it. this is the advertisement:

how the crap am i supposed to read about carbohydrates with this crap staring at me





Okay I'm going to attempt to talk about these wondrous bread creations. These breadsticks are the best money can buy. You will never find a stick of bread with better taste, better quality, better better, than those you can buy from Olive Garden. I have never had a bad breadstick from Olive Garden. And You Can Bet Your Bottom Dollar I've Had A Lot Of Breadsticks From Olive Garden.

These breadsticks are like, uhhhh, like 10 inches long maybe. Could be less. They're sticks of bread, that's all you need to know. They're very nice and gold. I mean really nice and gold. These babeys are 25 karats of pure deliciousness. They're covered in this nice and FINE powdery flavor spice. I'm 90% sure they're nice garlic flavoring particles. And they're covered in a nice thin layer of butter as well. Nothing but Good.

If Olive Garden Breadsticks ran for president of the Entire Universe, they would be unanimously elected. All 7.53 billion people on this planet would vote for Olive Garden Breadsticks to be the leader of us all. Not one single person would vote for Cottage Cheese. Hard to believe cottage cheese would have the Gall to run against Olive Garden Breadsticks. How freaking dare cottage cheese. If I see cottage cheese next time I go to Everyone's Favorite Store - Walmart, I'm Going To Hurt It. I Will Hurt That Cottage Cheese. I Will.

Overall Bread Rating: 10/10

Thanks.