Wonder Bread, Whole Wheat

I completely understand what you're thinking. You're thinking something like, "oh wow really two posts about a wonder bread product what the crap does this guy freaking love wonder bread or what is this guy's favorite freaking bread company wonder bread i mean what gives!" Well, much to the surprise of the Vatican, none of these Wonder Bread products are my favorite type of bread. No.. not even close. I'm gonna level with you here. I don't know Wonder Bread personally. I don't know what kind of company Wonder Bread Incorporated is. They could be the best company in the entire world; they could donate 190% of their profits to the Red Cross. I have no idea!!! And I don't care. At all. I'm here to talk about bread, and by golly Wonder Bread sells bread. 

Wonder Bread Whole Wheat variety is a bread that packs a punch. It's got a kick to it. This is One Hearty Bread. If you thought Classic White was brown in color, just wait til you see this bread! This is one of those breads where you can look at it and think, "This bread is brown." And it is. This whole wheat bread is a great bread for any occasion: sandwich time, a friends wedding in Texas, a local ice storm, Poland in 1938. The possibilities are endless. 

Personally, I like this bread more than the classic white kind. It tastes pretty good. However, I will reiterate this fine point: this is not my favorite store-bought bread. The Wonder Bread Classic White is also not my favorite store-bought bread. I will make a post concerning my favorite store-bought bread in due time. Don't you worry. Anyway, this bread tastes pretty good. It's thick, but tasty. It tastes. 

Do I even have to mention the shape of this bread? It's nearly identical to the last bread. I'm gonna coin this shape the Wonder Shape. It's your stereotypical bread shape that you'll find in basically all store-bought breads. In fact, some circles look down on bread that isn't this shape. I hate those circles. Those circles are Demonic. You absolutely have to have an open mind concerning bread. If you don't you're no better than Salad. 

Overall bread rating: 9.18/10

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