Oh no it's that time of the month again time for me to wait until the very last available second of the month to post another review on another type of bread only to waste everyone's time by writing a terrible run-on sentence and then force you to read it. Now's the time! The time! For Bread! This month, we have another pre-meal bread that comes from a restaurant. This is the Longhorn Steakhouse variant.
This is one HECK of a tasty bread, folks. This is a bread you could frame for a crime, and then YOU get in trouble. Nothing about this bread can do wrong in the eyes of the law. This bread has impunity. This is just one of those Immaculate Breads, folks. First of all, the texture of the bread is absolutely perfect. I mean, this is a texture you'd want in a bread. For a bread, the texture of the Longhorn Steakhouse Honey Wheat Bread is what you want to shoot for.
Secondly, the color is also nice. It's a dark brown, symbolizing the wheatness of it. No white in this bad boy. Wheat Only. Glutens Galore. If you want the bread to be whiter, smack some butter on it. That's all you need to do. Maybe spray paint it white. Don't do that. Do not do that. Not only will that ruin the taste, but it will absolutely ruin the taste!
I couldn't really find much nutritional information on this bread. And by couldn't, I mean didn't. I know exactly where to get it, but I won't do it. This bread's makeup will remain a mystery to me and all of humanity. By the way, the only humanity that exists in my view is the one where this blog is their only source of information.
Overall bread rating: 10/10
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