June 30, 2020

Walmart Bakery, Everything French Bread

We're back with more end-of-the-month bread for everyone! No mention whatsoever of the Covid. None. This Bread Blog is a Covid Free Zone. Anyway, we got a great bread in store for you today, and this one comes from everyone's favorite grocery store chain. This is the Everything French Bread from Walmart Bakery. That's right ladies and glaze, Walmart Bakery. This bread is baked right from the comfort of your own local highly metallic and less than clean kitchen of disgruntled, underpaid workers. You Love It. 

Honestly though, this bread is delicious. This is a fantastic bread. If you like bread, this bread is bread. I waited the whole month to let you know about how bread this bread is, and it's really very bread. And guess what, this bread costs ONE DOLLAR. THIS IS ONE DOLLAR BREAD. This bread's taste to dollar ratio is extremely favorable!

This bread is very good. This is a good bread. This bread has a nice breadly color, feel, and taste. It's also coated in a thick top-layer of various seeds. According to the Walmart Bakery website, these are poppy and sesame. But! They also list "toppings" as an ingredient.
So, make of that what you will. These seeds really add to the flavor of the bread though, and it is a Great flavor. This bread is perfect eating it by itself. But, if you decide to go crazy and put garlic on it and then Toast it, boy howdy you've got yourself some real classy bread!

This bread features 26% of your recommended daily sodium intake with every serving. And there's eight servings per loaf!! Sit there and eat 208% of your daily sodium in one sitting!!!! This bread is really good though. If you don't feel like eating asbestos, but instead feel like eating a really good bread, this bread's for you.

Overall bread rating: 10/10

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