It's that time of the season again everyone. And I'm not saying that just because the particular time of season I am referring to has long since passed. I'm saying that because TODAY is everyone's favorite holiday Rattlesnake Roundup Day!!!!!
That's right everyone! For celebration of Rattlesnake Roundup Day, I decided to write a bread review concerning rattle snake's favorite type of bread, Pumpkin Bread. This particular pumpkin bread is made by Bob Evans, every rattlesnake's favorite breakfast restaurant.This pumpkin bread is pretty good, guys. It's got the right amount of pumpkin and the right amount of bread. This bread is the perfect amalgamation of huge orange squash and a Bread. If you have ever gotten the urge to eat a pumpkin and also a bread, this pumpkin bread is perfect for you. This bread has the qualities of both pumpkins and bread. First of all, this bread looks like bread. Secondly, it has a slightly orange tint to it (pumpkin quality). Thirdly, it tastes sort of like pumpkin, but also sort of like bread. Truly a remarkable invention that has captivated the thoughts of rattlesnakes all over the world.
Bob Evans did a great job crafting this bread. However, this bread is a limited edition item. It is usually only available during the Thanksgiving time area in late November. This offends not only me but also my hearing. Bob Evans not only ignores Rattlesnake Roundup Day but not making rattlesnake's favorite bread available during their dedicated holiday, but it affronts the rattlesnakes themselves. If I was a rattlesnake, I would picket Bob Evans until they are forced to renounce their Ohio heritage. They are headquartered in Ohio, after all.
Honestly though, this is a pretty good bread. Much more sugar than the average bread, which may not be to your liking, but it tastes very taste. It's got the bread, it's got the pumpkin, what more could you want? I know what more I could want: rattlesnake appreciation. Pumpkins can grow to be over two thousand pounds in weight, and this bread can grow up to two thousand tastes for your mouth.
Overall bread rating: 9.50/10
Thanks.
