Happy Fourth of July you sorry bunch of rodents. And, yes, I know the Fourth of July was twelve days ago. It's time for everyone's favorite time of the month again. That's right. It's Breadwind Time. This time on the docket, we've got New York Bakery's Texas Toast (Garlic Edition). Now, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. You're saying to yourself, in a much louder than normal talking voice, which is strange considering you're alone sitting at a computer, "WHY, ON, EARTH, ARE YOU REVIEWING TEXAS TOAST FROM NEW YORK BAKERY AGAIN. YOU ALREADY DID THAT. YOU IDIOT." Listen. I get it. You're frustrated. You've had a long day. The last thing you want to do is read another review about the same Bread-Based product. HOWEVER. THIS IS MUCH DIFFERENT. Those other ones were CROUTONS. CROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNS. These are just freaking toasts.
Anyway, New York Bakery Texas Toast (ft. Garlic) is a pretty good bread. It's Frozen. It's Frozen bread. You smack two or ten of these babies on a pan and put them in the oven for like five minutes. Literally. They keep saying "Ready in 4-5 minutes" in their product description. Here, I'll count how many times they specifically mention 4 to 5 minutes. It's twelve. Twelve times. They mention the cook time of this toast being 4-5 minutes a grand total of twelve whole times. If that's not the sign of a good bread I Don't Know What Is.
This bread is pretty yellow, all things considered. You can definitely taste the garlic cameo on this toast. It's nice. The crust is very crunchy, and the insides are pretty gooey when cooked correctly. All in all, the eating experience of this bread toast Texas is an A+. The taste is also pretty swell. As I mentioned before, there is garlic. Make no mistake, you can taste that. You can also taste the tastiness of this tasteful toast Texas Bread. This bread is Pretty Darn Good all things considered.
Per container, you receive a nice sample of Eight Slices Of Frozen Texas Toast. That's good enough for eight total services. However, the geniuses over at the Genius Nutritional Facts Committee decided to measure serving size in grams. Grams. 40 grams is the serving size for this product. What does that mean? you may be asking yourself. Not even Einstein himself could answer this question.
Overall Bread Rating: 9.2225/10
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