Brownberry, Oatnut

Oh my oh dear oh goodness it's that time of the month again. "But it's so late in March, I almost died of starvation waiting for you to post!!!" Listen, I hear your pleas. And, frankly, you didn't deserve a post earlier in the month. You get what you pay for, and gosh dang you're not paying me a CENT. Anyway, the real reason I'm waiting this late in the month to post is because I Couldn't Be Bothered To Post Earlier. HOWEVER, to make it up to all you fine, bread-loving folks out there, I'm going to finally talk about my FAVORITE EVER store bought brand of bread. That's right! This is it! This is the one! That bread is: BROWNBERRY, OATNUT.

Brownberry Oatnut is the best bread I have ever tasted with both of my mouths. And, let me tell you folks, that's 100% more mouths than I let the normal bread variety even get near. This Is One Delicious Bread. The term "OATNUT" absolutely lives up to its name. This bread has a very nice woody taste, and it is very high quality. It also has seeds SEEDS on top. It's like it was picked straight off the oat vine. and AND this bread comes in a bag INSIDE IT'S MAIN BAG so you know it's fresh.

This bread is superior in Taste, of course, but what about looks? The dark browness of this bread puts it way above the rest of the breads I have reviewed thus far. The lighter colored seeds on top complement the dark brown very well. The rectangular shape of the overall, full bread loaf really give it a nice modern, geometric look. Overall, this bread is more aesthetically pleasing than all previous breads I have reviewed combined.

If I had the choice of buying this Brownberry Oatnut bread, and getting a free Gold Bar from Fort Knox, I would of course choose the gold bar. I mean, gold doesn't lose its value. HOWEVER, I would have to consider getting this bread instead of the gold bar. But, to be honest, I would most likely choose getting the gold bar instead of taking a trip to my local Grocery Store for some of this bread. Nevertheless, this bread is great fantastic.

Overall bread rating: 10/10

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